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Non Stop Fuckathon.

Bite the pillow and enjoy it.

Created on 2009-09-13 15:03:13 (#22335526), last updated 2009-09-21

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Name:	The Complaint Dept.
Location:	Viet Nam
Website:	SUFFER

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EVERYBODY CHILL THE FUCK OUT

DROP YOUR PANTS BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS WITH MY STILETTOES AND CALL BLACK HELICOPTERS OVER YOUR LAME APARTMENT BLOCK.

drugfree cure for mental issues
this is the stuff your shrink won't tell you about

Honor Atta is a scourge on humanity. She drove the Fiat that led to Diana's death, injected the lethal dose on Michael Jackson, kidnapped Madeleine Mc Cann and according to Mossad papers found in your mom's bedroom, she flew the two planes into the WTC (and survived).

She lives in the woods in Vietnam, having replaced Colonel Kurtz, and is worshipped by the indigenous like a goddess.

There is an aura of mystery around her, as she disappeared from public view years ago, and is remembered from her past days as a harsh looking maiden dressed in monolithic black who ate fistfuck for breakfast, and once shoved a pink glitzy kitty into a blender when the slag pissed her off. Some people swear by their life if she drops her clothes you will die by a hotness overdose. It is also stated she has been spotted in a plain in Greenland, wrestling in the nude with polar bears. She WILL kill you with a single stare. She wears fancy sunglasses to avoid unnecessary wholesale slaughter.

refrain from inviting me to dinner, I'm taken. this is my adored lover. he makes me feel like a virgin. if he catches your pansy ass, he'll beat seven shades of shit out of your abominable self and dump your miserable corpse outside the Capitol as an example to others not to mess with my lovely person.

FYI:

I'll never forget when your sister told me "if I don't swallow, then it's cheaper".

when your husband fucks you, he is fucking ME.

Santa didn't brought you any gifts? that's because I told him what an useless retard you are.

fraudulent elections in your country? yep, I am friends with your President and I convinced him to spike the ballots after giving him a blow.

you consume drugs because I'm your pusher.

you got date raped because I "accidentally" dropped roofies in your punch.

Honor Nazikiller Horribilis is my scientific name.

If I say the snosberries taste like snosberries, don’t fucking question what the fuck a snosberries is! just lick the damn floor!

when the going gets tough, they send me in.

my tears cure cancer...too bad I never cry.

you lost your virginity? most certainly I have it.

Grindcore bands don't use vocalists. they just use recordings of my orgasm grunts.

I am the truth. when you see me, you shit bricks.

I walk into a bar. the bar immediately disintegrates as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

I don't use pick-up lines. I just say "NOW".

you are a nobody if you haven't gotten trampled by my high heels and had your mouth used as an ashtray by me. if you have, you are STILL a nobody.

if your father just birthed a black baby, it was probably my work.

and when I have my head down the porcelain god while spilling out my guts, I still have more class and flair than you'll ever have.

and after all these warnings, you still got a problem...

enjoy the hell ride.

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