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The Complaint Dept.
21 September 2009 @ 12:17 pm


people should really use birth control to avoid the existence of these.








looking like a crack ho = win



HAI I'M TRAINING TO BE A HOBO LOOK AT HOW I REALLY LOOK NICE ALL OVER THE DIRTY GROUND



"shit arm, bad tattoo"



BEACHED WHALE ALERT



holy shit, double whammy



I'm sure this is the zombie invasion they talked about



being fat is not a problem. using sharpies on the face is a serious problem.



just accept you're on your way to 40 and stop trying desperately to be 12!



hello Mophead...and wtf is wrong with her face???



because gawths love sharpies.



IF YOU WANNA PULL OFF DRAG THEN SHAVE YOUR CHEST HAIR DAMMIT
 
 
The Complaint Dept.
21 September 2009 @ 01:22 am




OH MAN
I hope a certain ship got huge fucking loaded cannons, because there's another ship out there being piloted by ridiculous lousy goths and it needs to be sunk RIGHT NAO.

more lulzy goodness in here
 
 
The Complaint Dept.
20 September 2009 @ 07:50 pm
now when someone tells you to go to Hell, you can actually take a plane to there.
 
 
The Complaint Dept.
18 September 2009 @ 07:20 pm




after looking at this I am certain I dress very decently.
and I'm sure she makes lots of new friends while wearing that t-shirt.
 
 
The Complaint Dept.
18 September 2009 @ 12:28 am


I HAVE A HEART AND MY HEART BROKE :(((((((((



Mystery creature beaten to death by kids

The beast's hairless, rubbery body and revolting features have drawn comparisons with the Montauk Monster, the still-unidentified animal photographed on a New York beach last year.

According to reports in Panama, the teenagers spotted the creature crawling out of a cave while playing in the town of Cerro Azul north of Panama City.


Fearing for the safety as it moved towards them, the youths claim they attacked the beast with sticks before throwing its lifeless body into a pool of water.

They returned later to take pictures of the corpse which were then posted on the website of the Central American country's Telemetro television station.

The images have since bounced around various cryptozoology blogs, with several explanations suggested for what it might have been.

A hooked claw visible in one of the photos has been cited as evidence for the popular theory that the creature was a sloth that somehow lost its hair.

The so-called Montauk Monster provoked intense speculation when photos allegedly taken at the Long Island resort where it was washed up were posted on Gawker, the US gossip website.

It was variously identified as a dead dog, a disused film prop and a marketing stunt, but its remains have never been found.



FUCK!!! I generally don't believe in such "apparitions"...but reading this was TOO FUCKING SAD. the creature has such tender, meek eyes...and the little mouth...holy fuck if I found it I'd be taking it home in arms and feed it good food...what a way to go, seriously...who the fuck is so evil to massacrate such a sweet little thing? let alone kids...cruel children are just abominable (horray birth control)...why the fuck did they had to kill it? why not take it to a science museum? (the scroungy little fucktards...I'd shove them alive into an oven with no remorse)...oh man this has made me real sad :(((((

 
 
 
The Complaint Dept.
17 September 2009 @ 01:53 pm
THIS PICK-UP LINE:

"fancy a chair? as long as I have a face you got a place to sit!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAILBERRIES :D
 
 
The Complaint Dept.
17 September 2009 @ 01:19 pm





ELECTROCLASH: where Utterly Stupid goes to die.
 
 
The Complaint Dept.
17 September 2009 @ 02:39 am





hahahaha wtf I <3 hoomans.
 
 
The Complaint Dept.
17 September 2009 @ 01:47 am
Dear Honor, what would you do if you found out tha guy was cheating?

THA GUY DOESN'T CHEAT.

but assuming such tremendous barnload of fail did happened, I'd just walk in on the scene, sit on the bed smoking and would start caressing their two naked bodies while sustaining a nonchalant conversation on Ludwig Wittgenstein. eventually one of them would drop, of course.

note: in the past I've found a bf in bed with another girl and I did this exactly (just that I didn't smoked, neither talked about Wittgenstein). I just walked in, kept cool, sat on the bed and started running my hands over them while having small talk. they were scared like fuck, and needless to say, it worked wonderfully well (the girl was never ever found or seen and I gave the guy a pair of rollerskates). who wants a shotgun when one can have a brain?

Honor *teaches* you.
 
 
The Complaint Dept.
16 September 2009 @ 11:25 pm
SRS BZNS!

people I want to beat with a stick till they pass out? the list is too long...and these guys successfully made into it.